What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes.
How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
There's white-out on the screen.
How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
There's writing on the white-out.
How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
There is a stamp on it.
How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicap zone.
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.