What is the definition of endless love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis
What’s the hardest thing about learning to play tennis?
Telling your parents that your gаy!
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
What do you serve but not eat?
A Tennis Ball.
Why are fish never good tennis players?
They don’t like getting close to the net.
How many tennis players does it take to change a light bulb?
“What do you mean it was out, it was in!”
What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?
“See you round..”
Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
To them, “Love” means nothing.
Why is a tennis game a noisy game?
Because each player raises a racket.
Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back? A: So he wouldn’t get his tennis shoes wet.
What do you call a blonde tennis player with two brain cells?
Pregnant
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