What is the difference between a good вееr and a woman:
1. A good вееr never goes flat.
2. A good вееr never commits when between your legs.
3. A good вееr never complains when you’ve had better.
4. A good вееr doesn’t try to кill you when you tell it its too big.
5. You never have to impress a good вееr, it loves you no matter what.