What, No Golden Goose?

What, No Golden Goose?
A man comes home late one night, drunк.
"Where have you been?" asks his wife.
"In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden вееr, and a golden urinаl!" This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.
"Do you have golden chairs?"
"Yes."
"Do you have golden glasses?"
"Yes."
"Do you have golden вееr?"
"Yes."
"Do you have a golden urinаl?"
"Hold on." On the other end, she hears "I think we have a line on the guy who рissеd in your saxophone."

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