What plants like Halloween the most? Bam-BOO! What do birds say on Halloween? Twick or tweet What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck. What would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch! Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy? He didn’t have the stomach for it! What’s worse than being a five-ton witch on Halloween? Being her broom! Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? It raises their spirits. What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi. What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher? Lots of blood tests! Why are vampires so easy to fool? Because they’re suckers. What did the ghost say when the skeleton lied to him? I can see right through you.
What plants like Halloween the most? Bam-BOO!
What do birds say on Halloween? Twick or tweet
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch!
Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy? He didn’t have the stomach for it!
What’s worse than being a five-ton witch on Halloween? Being her broom!
Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? It raises their spirits.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher? Lots of blood tests!
Why are vampires so easy to fool? Because they’re suckers.
What did the ghost say when the skeleton lied to him? I can see right through you.