While watching the Cricket the other night my wife and I were discussing life and death. I told her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and...

While watching the Cricket the other night my wife and I were discussing life and death. I told her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and relying on fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my вееr.
Some days I just hate being married to a smart-assed b*tch !!!

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