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  3. Wife calls her scientist...
Wife calls her scientist husband…
“Honey.. Its Saturday.. you’re late…” …
“I’m busy with my team in an experiment” ….
“Whats that?” …
“We’ve just added a derivative of C2H5OH with CO2 dissolved in ambient temperature H2O. To cool this mixture, added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while we wait for some protein, we are fumigating the lab with vapours of nicotine… It’s 4 or 5 round experiment.. So I will be late.” …
“Oh dear.. I won’t disturb you. Take your time..” …….
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Explaining a joke takes the air out of it, but this one time, I will help you. … derivative of C2H5OH = alcohol; CO2 dissolved in ambient temperature H2O is the carbonated water you find in вееr; …. cooled with super low temperature, solidified H2O, = ice; protein = waiting for meat, cheese delivery; pizza maybe? …. fumigating the lab = smoking.
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