A Doctor while examining an old retired Army vet:
"when was the last time you had sеx?"
Вith a long pause the vet replies.
"1955 i believe"
Doctor: "Whoa! Its been a long while then ?"
Vet: Its only 20:15 right now?

Visite im Altersheim. A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, “Major, when was the last time you had sex?” En äldre dam blev intervjuad på ålderdomshemmet. - Säg mig fru Olsson, när hade ni sex senast? - Tja. Det var nog kring 1945... - Jaha, då är det rätt så länge sen? - Ni ungdomar har inget...
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