A Japanese, a Russian, a Filipino, and an American went to test the magic swimming pool that turns the waters into any substance of your choice if you shout it out loud enough before jumping in....

A Japanese, a Russian, a Filipino, and an American went to test the magic swimming pool that turns the waters into any substance of your choice if you shout it out loud enough before jumping in.
The Japanese threw his wooden sandals aside and ran towards the pool shouting "Sakeeee!!" He landed happily in 5 feet of Japanese rice wine.
The Russian threw his AK-47 aside and ran to the pool screaming "Vodkaaaa!" as he lept in the air. He happily swam and drank the purest Russian Vоdка after.
The Filipino threw aside the banana he was eating and shouted "Lambanoggg!" as he somersaulted into the pool, landing in 5 feet of the best coconut wine.
The American threw his iphone aside and ran towards the pool but slipped on the banana peel before flailing into the pool screaming "Shittttt!"

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