A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ?
The logician replies: "yes".

Tre logiker går in på en bar. Bartendern frågar, ”Ska alla ni ha en öl?” Den första logikern svarar, ”Jag vet inte.” Den andra logikern svarar också ”Jag vet inte.” Den tredje logikern svarar ”Ja.”
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