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An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. A doctor tells a rich old man that he's going to die if he doesn't get a new heart soon. Starszy człowiek potrzebuje przeszczepu serca i omawia różne opcje z lekarzem. Lekarz mówi: - Mamy trzech potencjalnych dawców. Pierwszy to młody En gammel rig mand med dårligt hjerte
A patient that was waiting for a heart transplant has the chance to choose tree alternatives:
1. One heart is from a young athlete that died from a car accident.
2. Second is the heart of a business man that never smoked or drunк that died from an airplane accident.
3. The last one is a lawyers heart that died after 30 years of experience.
I'll take the lawyers heart.
After the transplant, the doctor asks the patient:
"Why did you choose the lawyers heart?"
"Simple! I chose the heart that was less used..."
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An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. A doctor tells a rich old man that he's going to die if he doesn't get a new heart soon. Starszy człowiek potrzebuje przeszczepu serca i omawia różne opcje z lekarzem. Lekarz mówi: - Mamy trzech potencjalnych dawców. Pierwszy to młody En gammel rig mand med dårligt hjerte
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