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Български A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now." Deutsch Español Русский Français Italiano Ελληνικά Македонски Türkçe Українська Português Polski Svenska Nederlands Dansk Norsk Suomi Magyar Româna Čeština Lietuvių Latviešu Hrvatski
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A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up."
Everybody stands up except for a drunк in the corner.
The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?"
The drunк says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."

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