A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight...

A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback. On his way he saw a bloke having sеx with a sheep.
Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch. Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one leg маsтurватing furiously at the bar. “For fuск’s sake!” the bloke cried, “what the hеll’s going on here? I’ve been here one hour and I’ve seen a bloke shаgging a sheep, and now some bloke’s wanking himself off in the bar!”
“Fair dinkum, mate,” the bartender told him, “you can’t expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep”

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