Пороци
Наркоман, пияница и гей излизат от болница.
Трима приятели отишли при шаман заради проблемите си.
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Излизат от комуна вече излекувани - пияница, пушач и гей… Казано им е, че ако се върнат към старите си пороци ще умрат.
Ein Schwuler, ein Alkoholiker und ein Raucher wollen aufhören schwul, alkoholabhängig und nikotinsüchtig zu sein. Da kommt eine gute Fee und sagt:
Three desperately ill men go to their docter seeking help. One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gay. The doctor tells the men if you indulge in any of your habits again you...
Ein Alkoholiker, ein Kettenraucher und ein Homosexueller sterben alle an ihren Lastern. Da spricht am Himmelstor Petrus zu ihnen: "Na schön, ich gebe euch allen noch eine Chance, aber solltet ihr...
The doctor told them that if they do again what they think are addicted to, they will die.
As soon as the alcoholic went out of the hospital, he saw a bar.
He thought for a while and said to himself, "If I drink one, I will die, if I don’t drink, I will die, too. So it’s better to get drunк."
And he entered the bar, drank and died.
At that time, the smoker saw one cigarette-end on the street.
The gаy walking behind him started crying, "Don’t! Don’t do it!"
"Why? I want to smoke so much."
"If you bend... we both are dead!"