An elderly man 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn’t have long to live. So he summons the three most important people in his life to tell. 1. His Doctor 2. His Priest 3. His... Un vieux pingre va mourir seul, sans famille et sans ami. Peu avant sa mort, il reçoit son avocat, son docteur et son curé pour leur donner à chacun 10.000 euros en espèces avec pour mission... Starzec leży na łożu śmierci. Chciał zabrać ze sobą do grobu swoje pieniądze. Zawołał swojego księdza, lekarza i prawnika: - Tutaj każdy z was dostanie na przechowanie po 30 tys. dolarów. Chcę,... A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bedside his three closest advisors: his doctor, his priest, and his lawyer. I know, he says, they say An elderly man gathered together three of his most trusted friends, a doctor, a lawyer, and a priest. He said to his friends, "Now, I know I can Zenginin biri, ölüm döşeğindeyken biri doktor, biri papaz, diğeri avukat 3 yakın arkadaşını çağırmış. Bir ricada bulunmuş: "Ömrüm boyunca biriktirdiğim 300.000 $ lık tasarrufum var. bunu yanımda...
An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside.
"Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."
At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin.
Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed that he had only put $20,000 into the envelope because he needed $10,000 for a new baptistery.
"Well, since we’re confiding in each other," said the doctor,
"I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $20,000."
The lawyer was aghast. "I’m ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed.
"I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."
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An elderly man 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn’t have long to live. So he summons the three most important people in his life to tell. 1. His Doctor 2. His Priest 3. His... Un vieux pingre va mourir seul, sans famille et sans ami. Peu avant sa mort, il reçoit son avocat, son docteur et son curé pour leur donner à chacun 10.000 euros en espèces avec pour mission... Starzec leży na łożu śmierci. Chciał zabrać ze sobą do grobu swoje pieniądze. Zawołał swojego księdza, lekarza i prawnika: - Tutaj każdy z was dostanie na przechowanie po 30 tys. dolarów. Chcę,... A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bedside his three closest advisors: his doctor, his priest, and his lawyer. I know, he says, they say An elderly man gathered together three of his most trusted friends, a doctor, a lawyer, and a priest. He said to his friends, "Now, I know I can Zenginin biri, ölüm döşeğindeyken biri doktor, biri papaz, diğeri avukat 3 yakın arkadaşını çağırmış. Bir ricada bulunmuş: "Ömrüm boyunca biriktirdiğim 300.000 $ lık tasarrufum var. bunu yanımda...