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An elderly man 82 Un vieux pingre va mourir seul Starzec leży na łożu śmierci. Chciał zabrać ze sobą do grobu swoje pieniądze. Zawołał swojego księdza A very wealthy man An elderly man gathered together three of his most trusted friends Zenginin biri
An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside.
"Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."
At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin.
Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed that he had only put $20,000 into the envelope because he needed $10,000 for a new baptistery.
"Well, since we’re confiding in each other," said the doctor,
"I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $20,000."
The lawyer was aghast. "I’m ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed.
"I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."
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An elderly man 82 Un vieux pingre va mourir seul Starzec leży na łożu śmierci. Chciał zabrać ze sobą do grobu swoje pieniądze. Zawołał swojego księdza A very wealthy man An elderly man gathered together three of his most trusted friends Zenginin biri
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