At the local Mental Hospital :
Doctor:
- “What is this?”
Mad Man:
- “This is a book I wrote. Total 500 pages.”
Doctor- “You wrote 500 pages?!… woooooow, What did you write?”
Mad man:
“On the first page I wrote One day a King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle.
And on the last page I wrote The King reached the Jungle.”
Doctor:
- “So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?”
Mad Man:
- “I wrote;
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Doctor :
- (stunned) “AND what’s that????!!!!!”
Mad Man:
- “That’s the sound of the Horse running…The hooves digging the terrain.”
Doctor- “AND Who will read your story?”
Mad Man:
“I will post it on the joke cafe site. My mad friends there will definitely read it…they’re all fuскing idiots, in fact one of them is reading it even as we speak!”
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