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Un gars dit à un autre : Мутра отива при ветеринарен лекар и води немска овчарка. Una signora porta il cane dal veterinario e gli chiede di tagliare la coda all'animale. Il dottore lo visita e poi chiede alla padrona: "Il suo cane gode di ottima salute Facet z pięknym psem przychodzi do weterynarza i mówi: prosze obciąć psu ogon. - Weterynarz na to Hørt hos dyrlægen: - Vil de ikke nok skære hele halen af min hund? - Hvorfor dog det? - Min svigermor kommer på besøg O sujeito ao saber que a querida sogra viria visita-los mandou cortar o rabo do cachorro. A mulher indignada O sujeito leva o cachorro ao veterinário. — Eu quero cortar o rabo do meu cachorro! O veterinário - ¡Querida! ¿Mañana viene a cenar tu madre? - ¡Si amor! ¿Por qué esa pregunta? - ¡Para cortarle la cola al perro! No quiero que nadie de muestras de alegría cuando llegue esa vieja! Grafas sako savo liokajui: - Rytoj atvažiuoja mano žmonos motina. Prašau nukirsti šuniui uodegą. Noriu
Bert took his Sаinт Bernard to the vet.
"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."
The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"
"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."
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Un gars dit à un autre : Мутра отива при ветеринарен лекар и води немска овчарка. Una signora porta il cane dal veterinario e gli chiede di tagliare la coda all'animale. Il dottore lo visita e poi chiede alla padrona: "Il suo cane gode di ottima salute Facet z pięknym psem przychodzi do weterynarza i mówi: prosze obciąć psu ogon. - Weterynarz na to Hørt hos dyrlægen: - Vil de ikke nok skære hele halen af min hund? - Hvorfor dog det? - Min svigermor kommer på besøg O sujeito ao saber que a querida sogra viria visita-los mandou cortar o rabo do cachorro. A mulher indignada O sujeito leva o cachorro ao veterinário. — Eu quero cortar o rabo do meu cachorro! O veterinário - ¡Querida! ¿Mañana viene a cenar tu madre? - ¡Si amor! ¿Por qué esa pregunta? - ¡Para cortarle la cola al perro! No quiero que nadie de muestras de alegría cuando llegue esa vieja! Grafas sako savo liokajui: - Rytoj atvažiuoja mano žmonos motina. Prašau nukirsti šuniui uodegą. Noriu
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