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And you hated me because they gave me French love...
И вие ме мразехте за това, че са ми правили френска любов... И вие ме мразевте затоа што ми правеа француска љубов... ¿Y me odiaban porque me hicieron el amor a la francesa...? И вы меня ненавидели за то, что мне делали французскую любовь... Und ihr habt mich gehasst, weil man mir französische Liebe gemacht hat... Et vous me détestiez parce qu’on me faisait l’amour à la française... Και με μισούσατε επειδή μου έκαναν γαλλικό έρωτα... E mi odiavate perché mi facevano l’amore alla francese... Ve bana Fransız usulü aşk yaptıkları için benden nefret ediyordunuz... І ви мене ненавиділи за те, що мені робили французьку любов... E vocês me odiavam porque me fizeram amor à francesa... I nienawidziliście mnie za to, że uprawiali ze mną miłość po francusku... Och ni hatade mig för att de gav mig fransk kärlek... En jullie haatten me omdat ze mij Franse liefde gaven... Og I hadede mig, fordi de gav mig fransk kærlighed... Og dere hatet meg fordi de ga meg fransk kjærlighet... Ja te vihasitte minua, koska minulle annettiin ranskalaista rakkautta... És ti gyűlöltetek engem azért, mert francia szerelmet kaptam... Și mă urați pentru că mi-au făcut dragoste în stil franțuzesc... A vy jste mě nenáviděli za to, že se mnou dělali francouzskou lásku... Ir jūs manęs nekentėte todėl, kad man darė prancūzišką meilę... Un jūs mani ienīdāt par to, ka man darīja franču mīlestību... I vi ste me mrzili zato što su mi radili francusku ljubav...
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While undrеssing for bed one night, Bill Clinton notices a red rash around his "thing." Alarmed, he thinks, "I can't let Hillary see this!", and makes a point of getting to his doctor at Bethesda Naval Hospital, the very next day.
"Doc," he says, "I've got this red ring around my, you know. What is it, and how do I get rid of it?"
The doctor says, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what it is, but take these pills for a week, and see if that takes care of it. If not, come back and we'll try something else."
Bill takes the pills for the week, but unfortunately, the red ring is still there after 7 days. He goes back to his doctor and tells him the pills didn't help.
So the doctor prescribes another medication, capsules this time, and gives him the same instructions. Take them for a week, and come back if it's not improved.
Bill takes the capsules for a week, and dамn rash is still there. So he goes back to his doctor and asks, "What next?" The doctor gives him a cream in a tube this time. "Rub this on every day for a week, and let me know."
Bill goes back in a week and says, "Great news, doc! The rash is gone! That stuff in the tube was wonderful! What was it?"
The doctor replied, "Lipstick remover."
Red Ring Alors que Bill se déshabillait pour aller au lit, Hillary l'attendant, il se rend compte avec stupéfaction qu'une sorte d'anneau rouge sur la peau entourait sa zigounette. Il se mit au lit avec... Rød ring En mand går til lægen og siger: "Doktor, doktor, vær sød at hjælpe mig. Jeg har et problem." Lægen undersøger manden og ser, at han har en rød ring omkring sin penis. Lægen giver ham...
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1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.
2. Play must be permitted by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the ваlls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is completed. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well-formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Angry course owners have been known to damage players' equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.
10. Players should ensure that the match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.
12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of alignment with, and approach to the hole.
13. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine.
14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request.
15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
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People get really upset when you use the "F" word.
So much so, that I can't even write the full word out, but have to referto it as the "F" word. However, despite what many educators, and pious people believe, there are times when the "F" word just makes sense. And that is why we are bringing you ... TIMES WHEN THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE
"What the F was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these F'ing Indians come from?" - General Custer"
Any F'ing idiот could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so F'ing look like her!" - Pablo Picasso
"How the F did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want WHAT on the F'ing ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"I don't suppose its gonna F'ing rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered F'ing showers my аss." - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a F'ing hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy
"Who the F is going to know? " - Bill Clinton
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