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What do you call a monket...
What do you call a monkey lost in a desert?
Scewed

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Q: How do you talk to a fish?
A: You drop him a line.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled?
A mouse. Why? 'Cause it squeaks!

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Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?
A: He got рissеd off.

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Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road by a zebra crossing. One says, "Don't cross here!"
The other one says, "Why not?"
The first one says, "Look what happened to this zebra!"

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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.

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Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "
Yes i do " and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks
"Where did you get this?"
The guy replies "
Oh I have a personal genie"
The first man asks
"Can i make a wish? "
Sure says the other man
"Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing"
"Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says "
I want a Million Bucks "
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other "
Your genie realy suскs at hearing doesnt He?"
The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

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Q: What's the difference between a book and a teacher?
A: You can shut a book up but you can't shut a teacher up.

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Q: What type of bees make milk?
A: Boo-bees.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and Kisses!

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I took the missuz out for Valentine’s dinner and she ordered Pelican, which was a feature on the Valentine’s menu.
It was delicious, but the bill was enormous.

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What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!

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What do you call a gаy dinosoaur? Mega-Soar-Ass

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Animal Facts
1. Hippo milk is pink.
2. If you put alcohol on a scorpion, it will sting itself to death.
3. Vampire bats are one of few mammals that will adopt an orphan our risk its own life to give food to a less fortunate roostmate.
4. Squirrels forget where they hide over half of their nuts.
5. Kittens sleep so much because they only release a special growth hormone while they sleep.
6. It is impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
7. Sheep can survive two weeks buried in a snow drift.
8. A four foot long walrus реnis воnе sold for $8000 on ebay in 2007.
9. A whale реnis is called a dork.
10. Elephants weigh less than a Blue Whale's tongue.

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Q: What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
A: Bugs bunny.

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Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because it was a dirтy double crosser.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion."
"I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.” They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision.”

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The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.

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What did the elephant say to the nакеd man?
How do you breathe through that tiny thing?

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- What's the difference between snowman and snow woman?
- Snowballs.

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