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Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.

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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.

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What do you call fish роор?
BassTurds !

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Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."

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Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot?
Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.

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Bears do not eat bears.
Tigers do not eat tigers.
Dogs do not eat dogs.
Cats stopped eating kebabs.

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Name an animal that lives in Lapland?
A reindeer
Good, now name another.
Another reindeer!

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What’s a black spot between two white spots?
A fly with cotton wool in her ears!

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How did the Dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.

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What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? – Itenticle.

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Time for a story:
There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left?
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge?
Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it?
Giraffe, he’s stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how?
The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How?
She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

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What do we learn from соw, buffaloes and elephants?
It's impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads and walking

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Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina?
They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that dамnеd roadrunner.

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How do you make a cat be a dog?
Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match.
It will go 'WOOF.'

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Q. What did one frog say to another?
A. You're such a WART!

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Why do zebras have stripes?
Because the spots where all over.

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A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head.
The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’
‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’
‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman.
‘Oh God. Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right рrат.’

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Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence.
After a while he asks surprised:
Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs?
Because I used only one leg for the stock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life

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Q: What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in dirt and comes back?
A: A dirтy double-crosser.

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