Animal Jokes

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A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were arguing about who had the smartest dog. They decided to settle the issue by getting all the dogs together and seeing whose could perform the most impressive feat. "Okay, Rover," ordered the architect, and Rover trotted over to a table and in four minutes constructed a complete scale model of a Cathedral out of toothpicks. The architect slipped Rover a cookie, and everyone agreed that it was a pretty impressive performance. "Hit it, Spot," commanded the doctor. Spot lost no time in performing an emergency Caesarean on a соw. Three minutes later the proud mother of a healthy little heifer was all sewed up and doing fine. Not bad, conceded the onlookers, and Spot got a cookie from the doctor. "Your turn, Fella," said the lawyer. Over went Fella, sсrеwеd the other two dogs, took their cookies, and went out to lunch.
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Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing
A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I’m joking of course"
Dejamoo: the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor “I can’t feel my legs” the doctor said " I know, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS"
I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle
What do you call a fish with no eyes, a fsh
Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says "dam"
A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out of a "small medium at large"
A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says "a вееr please,and one for the road"
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent
YO MAMA SO FАТ THAT she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem
What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh
A priest a rabbi and a cleric walk into a bar, the cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens.
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, how far do you think I can kick this bucket
A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart
I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a penis
A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart
Why didn’t Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels WERE A LIE.
What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck
Why couldn’t the dinosaur break the wall, I don’t know. I’m asking you
Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker, she has dementia
There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It’s an owl it can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey
Animal Jokes
Blondine vs Fisch Το ψάρι Въпрос: - Знаеш ли как блондинка убива риба? Comment une blonde tue un poisson ? - elle le noie. Comment un belge tue-t-il un poisson ? - Il le noie. Wie tötet eine Blondine einen Fisch? Sie ertränkt ihn! Kuinka blondi tappaa kalan? Hukuttamalla. Hvordan dræber blondiner fisk? – De drukner dem! A jak blondynka zabija rybę? - Topi ją. Hur dödar blondiner en fisk? Dränker den Comment fait une blonde pour tuer un poisson? Elle lui met la tête sous l'eau pour le noyer.
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