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Q: How does a blonde try to кill a worm?
A: Bury it alive!
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Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A: Because he was рissеd off!
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Q: What do you call a соw who's had an abortion?
A: De-calf-i-nated.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer?
A: Вееr.
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Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A: A golden receiver.
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Q: What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!
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Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
A: Mule-tide greetings.
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Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel.
As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms. The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?'' ''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''
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Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.
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Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To put out fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To put out burning ducks.
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Q: Why do baby chicks say, "Cheep, cheep, cheep"?
A: They can't say, "Expensive, expensive, expensive."
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Q: What kind of fish does a dog catch?
A: Catfish.
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Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?
A: Homeless.
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Q: What did one flea say to the other flea?
A: "Shall we walk or take a dog?"
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Τα τσιμπούρια Δύο ψύλλοι Τσιμπούρια. Πως θα πάμε σπίτι; Две бълхи излизат от едно кино. Едната се обръща към другата: Deux puces sortent du cinéma, l’une dit à l’autre : Излизат семейство бълхи от театъра и мъжът казва не жената: ¿Qué le dice una pulga a la otra? Dos pulgas acostadas sobre un perro se ponen a meditar en la noche, una le pregunta a la otra: ¿Crees que habrá vida en otros perros? Due pulci all'uscita del cinema: torniamo a piedi o prendiamo un cane? Salen dos pulgas de una fiesta, y una le dice a la otra: -¿Nos vamos a pie o esperamos a un perro? 2 pulci escono dal cinema, una pulce dice all'altra: - andiamo a piedi o pigliamo un cane? Dos pulguitas se encuentran en una esquina, una le dice a la otra: Vamos a tomar un café al centro. La otra le responde: ¿ Vamos a pie o tomamos un perro? To lopper kom ut fra kino. - Uff, det regner! sa den en loppa. – Skal vi gå hjem, eller ta en hund? Van 2 pulgas caminando y pasa un perro y le dice una pulga a la otra: - ¿vamos andando o cogemos un taxi?
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Q: What do cows read in the morning?
A: The daily moos.
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Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
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As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant:
First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an elephant. Fill the hole with ashes. Line the hole with peas.And when your elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.
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