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An atheist became incensed over Christmas holiday preparations. He filed a lawsuit about the constant celebrations given to Christians and Jews while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long, passionate presentation by the atheist's lawyer, the judge banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling. "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter, and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur, and Hanukkah. Yet, my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, "Obviously, your client is too confused to know about, much less celebrate, his own atheist holiday!"
The lawyer pompously said, "Your honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be?"
The judge replied, "Well, it comes every year on exactly the same date. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, if your client says there is no God then, according to the Bible, he is a fool. April Fool's Day is his holiday. Now, get out of my courtroom!"
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Съдят 75-годишна баба. Съдят 75-годишна баба за убийство. Съдията пита: Баба на суд обвинета за убиство: Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady:... Dia 8 de abril, em um tribunal de São Paulo, uma velhinha começava a responder às perguntas: — Qual o seu nome? — Camila Vando. — Idade? — Tenho 67 anos. — Dona Camila, onde a senhora estava há uma... - Kan ni vänligen tala om hur gammal ni är? frågade försvarsadvokaten. - Jag är 86 år gammal, sa den lilla tanten. - Berätta nu, med egna ord, vad som hände kvällen den 1 april 2009. - Ja, jag satt...
Your honour, I am 75 years old. So here I am, sitting there on my porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits beside me. He starts to rub my thigh, and it feels good, Your Honour. So I don't stop him, and he begins to rub my old вrеаsтs, Your Honour. Why, Your Honour, I haven't felt that good in years! So I just spread my old legs and say to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"
That's when he yelled, "April Fool" and that's when I shot the F**king Son of a B**ch!!
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Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
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Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.
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Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
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Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won't suds up.
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Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
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Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.
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Find a sleeping person, fill their hand with shaving cream and then tickle their nose.
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Fill someone's hair-dryer with baby powder.
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Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to рее.
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Write a message on an upside-down paper cup that alludes to something horrible being trapped under it.
Leave it on a coworker's desk or in a conference room.
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Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background.
Move all of their icons to the trash.
When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
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Утре е първи април. Не трябва да вярвате на нищо и на никого. Също както и през останалите дни на годината
Tomorrow is April fools' day.
Believe nothing and trust no one.
Just like any other day.
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