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A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."

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Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

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My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results...
... speak for themselves

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My biology teacher asked me what was the ugliest vegetable IMO.
Apparently, Stephen Hawking was the wrong answer.

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I was being mugged the other day...
The guy said,
"Give me all your money or else you're biology!"
I said,
"Don't you mean history?"
He told me "Don't change the subject!"

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My biology professor's favorite joke
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme!

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Why are eye jokes worse than toe jokes?
Because toe jokes may be cheesy, but eye jokes are cornea.
(Biology students roll up)
However, they're still full of humour.

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Biology teacher:
Can anyone name a disease?
Student:
I can sir.
Teacher:
Well done. Whose next?

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?
They didn't have any chemistry.

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When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?
Photosympathize

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The biology teacher told us our skin is the biggest оrgаn...
Here i was thinking it was the one they play in the church down the road!

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In their biology class, students are given an activity that introduces them to relative dating...
One Student:
"Relative Dating? This isn't Alabama!"

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The biology teacher asks Johnny if he can describe what a specimen is?
Sure teach, a specimen is an Italian astronaut!

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My biology teacher said there is no evolutionary advantage to blue eyes.
She must have never heard of the holocaust.

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Biology makes me feel alive.
Get it? Got it? Good.

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Signing up for Marine biology this semester was disappointing.
I never learned what’s going on in Le Pen’s head.

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Two guys were sitting in a library
One guy tells the other,"Hey bro, can you pass me the biology book?". Hearing this, the librarian hushed him and said,"Be silent!". Hearing this, this guy repeats the question,"Hey ro, can you pass me the iology ook?".

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What do you call the study of unsanitary occupations?
Mike-Rowe biology.

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I missed a question on my biology exam today.
The question was "what are commonly found in cells?" I guess "black people" wasn't the right answer.

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My biology teacher tells me that I need to focus more in lessons.
They say I always ask off topic questions. But I'm just interested, that's all.
Science is interesting. Apparently there is a species of fish called "irrelevant".

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