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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey!
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*Courtesy of a 7 year old in my class.*
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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's wомв.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.
It's my way or the Huawei.
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Роденден Роденден - Извинете, на колко години сте? — А скільки тобі років? — Непристойно запитувати жінку про таке. — Гаразд, а коли твій день народження? — 6 березня. — Якого року? — Не повіриш… кожного! Q: Quelle est le jour de votre anniversaire ? R : 15 juillet. Q: Quelle année ? R : Chaque année. Advokat : – Hva er fødselsdatoen Deres? Vitne : – 18. juli. Advokat : – Hvilket år? Vitne : – Hvert år. - När fyller du år? - 7 juli. - Vilket år? - Varje år. Temel ikametgâh için muhtara gitmiş. Muhtar sormuş: - Doğum günün? - 15 Nisan. - Hangi yıl? - Her yıl... C est un gars qui dit a une blonde : Le gars : C'est quand votre anniversaire ? La blonde : Le 3 aout. Le gars : Oui mais quelle année ? La blonde : Bah chaque année. Blondinen blev spurgt om sin fødselsdag Blondinen blev spurgt om sin fødselsdato. - Det er den 23 Juli. - Hvilket år? Blondinen svarer irriteret: - Ih altså - det er da hvert år! K: Mikor van a születésnapja? V: Július 15. K: Melyik évben? V: Minden évben. The nurse is registering a new patient, “When is your birthday?” The patient replies, “October 22.” The nurse asks, “What year?” The patient shrugs, “Every year!” Temel ikametgah almak için muhtara gitmiş. Muhtar, Temel'in kimlik bilgilerini alırken sormuş: - "Doğum günün?" Temel cevaplamış: - "22 Kasım" Muhtar sormuş: - "Hangi yıl?" Temel cevap vermiş: -... Der Richter fragt den Angeklagten: "Wann haben sie Geburtstag?" "Am 3. Februar" "Welches Jahr?" "Jedes Jahr Herr Richter."
What is your date of birth?
December 30th.
What year?
Every year
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Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day.
It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Кill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday?
A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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I bought my son a puppy for his birthday, but I accidentally backed over him in the driveway and killed him...
Sure is gonna be tough raising this puppy without him.
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Студент е на изпит по логика. Професорът го извиква и пита: O Joãozinho pergunta para a professora: En un avion van 500 ladrillos y se cae 1, cuantos quedan? Comment met-on un éléphant dans un frigo en 3 mouvements ?, - On ouvre le frigo, - On met l'éléphant dans le frigo., - On referme la porte. Comment met-on un éléphant dans un frigo en 3 mouvements ? - On ouvre le frigo - On met l'éléphant dans le frigo. - On referme la porte.Comment met-on une girafe dans un frigo en 4 mouvements ? - On ouvre le frigo. - On enlève l'éléphant. - On met la girafe. - On referme la porte.Comment... One day on a plane there were 100 bricks and one fell off. How many are left? 99 What are the three steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge? 1. open the fridge 2. put the giraffe in 3.close the fridge What are the 4 steps to putting a rhino in the fridge? 1. open the fridge 2. take out the... Hvordan får man en elefant ind i et køleskab ? Man åbner køleskabet og sætter elefanten ind. Hvodan får man en giraf ind i et køleskab ? Man åbner køleskabet og tager elefanten ud og sætter... Como se coloca uma girafa dentro do frigorífico? 1. Abre-se a porta. 2. Tira-se o elefante. 3. Coloca-se a girafa. 4. Fecha-se a porta. Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left? Teacher: 502. Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!! Student: Just... Hvordan putter man en elefant i kjøleskapet? Svar: Man åpner døra, putter den inn og lukker igjen. Men vet du hvordan man putter en giraff inn i et kjøleskap? Svar: Du lukker opp døra, tar ut... Como se coloca um elefante no frigorifico? Abre-se a porta do VolksWagen, tira-se o elefante, fecha-se a porta, abre-se a porta do frigorífico, coloca-se o elefante dentro e fecha-se a porta. Йде іспит. Професор: — На борту літака 500 цеглин. Одна цеглина випала з літака. Скільки на борту залишилося цеглин? — Ну, це легко! 499! — Правильно. Наступне питання. Як покласти слона в... - Ile ruchów trzeba wykonać, żeby włożyć słonia do lodówki? - Trzy. Otworzyć lodówkę, włożyć słonia, zamknąć lodówkę. - A żeby włożyć żyrafę? - Cztery. Otworzyć lodówkę, wyjąć słonia, włożyć... Joãosinho pergunta para pedrinho: Pedrinho,como é que faz para colocar um elefante dentro da geladeira? Pedrinho:não sei como é que é? Joãsinho:abre a geladeira,coloca o elefante dentro e fecha a... Miten norsu saadaan jääkaappiin? - Avataan jääkaapin ovi, laitetaan norsu sisään ja laitetaan ovi kiinni. Miten kameli saadaan jääkaappiin? - Avataan jääkaapin ovi, otetaan norsu ulos, laitetaan... Шефот: Имаш 50 цигли во авион, фрлаш една,колку ти остануваат? Кандидатот: 49 Шефот: Како во три потези ќе ставиш слон во фрижидер? Кандидатот: Отворам фрижидерот, го ставам слонот внатре, го... Lentokoneessa on 503 tiiltä. Yksi niistä tippuu lentokoneesta ulos. Montako tiiltä lentokoneessa on jäljellä? - 502 Okei. Miten voit laittaa Elefantin jääkaappiin? - Avaamalla sen ja sitten laittaa...
Time for a story:
There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left?
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge?
Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it?
Giraffe, he’s stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how?
The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How?
She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
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Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I’m color blind
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Ladies, if there’s a man who remembers your birthday, knows what you enjoy and understands your friends and family...
.. it’s Mark Zuckerberg.
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My wife's birthday is in two days, and she told me that she would be happy as long as I get her something with a lot of diamonds in it.
She's gonna love this pack of playing cards.
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Why was the Muslim rubbing the goat?
Not because he was in to веsтiаliтy, you Islamophobe.
He was at the petting zoo for his wife's 9th birthday
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For my birthday, the only thing I got was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.
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I’m funny but sad I submit jokes you’ll love. Look for my name in jokes you’ve read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn’t have the chance to open the gifts.
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My girlfriend is turning 32 soon…
….
I’ve told her not to get her hopes up.
“After all,” I say, “we’re only going to be celebrating it for half a minute.”
When she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out, “This is your thirty-second birthday.”
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My girlfriend isn’t talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.
I’m not sure how I did that – I didn’t even know it was her birthday…
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I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday
I know its not the greatest gift, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it.
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