Blonde Jokes - Page 57

Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse?
So she won't shiт on the street during a parade.

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Why did the blond speed on the highway?
Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!

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Car and driving jokes Blonde Jokes

A redhead walks into a salon and the hair stylist says your hair is gorgeous and the redhead runs her hand through her hair and says It's natural.
Then a brunette walks in and the stylist says I love you hair and the brunette runs her hand through her hair and says it's natural.
Then a blonde with green streaks walks in and the stylist says "That's different..."
The blonde sneezes, wipes it on her hand and runs her hand through her hair and says,
"It's natural!"

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Blonde Jokes

A blonde goes horseback riding for the first time in her life, she's never had any prior lessons or training.
As soon as her bottom hits the saddle, the horse gallops away.
Immediately the girl realizes she's not in the saddle correctly and she does everything she can to stay on the horse, she pulls on the horse's mane, she grabs the saddle ... but she realizes it's no use.
Finally she decides the best thing to do is to jump clear of the horse but as she does this, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is dragged by the horse.
Her head is hitting the ground ... thump ... thump ... thump ... over and over again.
Just as she is about to lose consciousness ..... the store manager runs out and unplugs the horse!

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Blonde Jokes Animal Jokes Customer service jokes

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead wake up on an island with a gun.
Only three bullets were in the barrel.
"I'm going hunting," said the redhead, and she ran into the vegetation.
She came back with a rabbit.
"How did you get that?" the other two asked.
"I followed the tracks, shot it and brought it back.
The brunette, thinking that she could do better, went out and came back with a deer.
"How did you get that?" the other two asked.
"I followed the tracks, shot it and brought it back.
"I could do better than either of you" said the blonde and ran into the forest and came back with bruises and scrapes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"I followed the tracks and got hit by a train."

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Blonde Jokes

Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts? A: Тiтs go in front. Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A:
"Have another вееr." Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces themself. A2: Walks home. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A: Fertilised. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilised. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sеx? A: Opens the car door. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sеx ? A: Kick open the car door. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering? A: More head room. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room.

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Blonde Jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes Beer Jokes Boob Jokes

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Men vs Women Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Yo Momma Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
A: A rooster says, "Соск-a-doodle-doo," and a blonde says, "Any c**k'll do."

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Men vs Women Jokes Office and Work Jokes Insult Jokes Animal Jokes Dirty jokes Vulgar jokes Prostitute Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Blonde Jokes

Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning?
A: They think they're getting their picture taken.

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Men vs Women Jokes Blonde Jokes Weather jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360?
The joystick is wet.

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Blonde Jokes Technology Jokes

Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said,
"Two to four years."

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Three women (a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette) are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets. They make a fire. Then the redhead gets up and goes hunting. She comes back with 2 rabbits. The other two say, "Wow, where did you get that?" She says,
"I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw rabbits. Rabbits ran. I shot. Rabbits stopped." Then the brunette leaves and comes back with a deer. The other two say, "Wow, Where did you get that?" She says,
"I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw deer. Deer ran. I shot. Deer stopped." The blonde leaves and comes crawling back, all bloodied and black and blue. They others say, "Wow, where did you get that?" She says,
"I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw train. Train ran. I shot. Train didn't stop."

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Jokes about Women Blonde Jokes

One blonde was on one side of the river and there was another blonde on the other side of the river. One blonde yells to the other blonde, "How do you get to the other side?" and the other blonde yells back, "You are on the other side!"

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

One day a Blonde went the doctor with a burn on her stomach.
The doctor gasped and asked what happened. the Blonde told the doctor she put a lighter against her stomach.
The doctor asked her why in the world she would do that. the blond said "I was trying to burn calories."

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Blonde Jokes

A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill.
A brunette says:
- I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill.
A red-haired says:
- I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill.
A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.

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Blonde Jokes

A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar.
The barman said,
"Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Blonde Jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes Priest Jokes Nurse jokes Lawyer Jokes

A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.

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Blonde Jokes

What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
"There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."

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How does a blonde answer the question, ‘Are you sexually active?’
‘No, I just lie there.’

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.

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Blonde Jokes