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What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.
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Страна Male Voltage Γυναίκα και μπαταρία. Ένας άνδρας και μία μπαταρία Γυναίκα και μπαταρία Μπαταρία - Каква е разликата между батерията и депутата? ¿Por qué son mejores las pilas que los hombres?. Ποια η διαφορά μεταξύ ενός Αντρα και μιας μπαταρίας; Quel est la différence entre une batterie et un homme? Au moins la batterie à un côté positif!! P: Qual a diferença entre a loira e a pilha? R: A pilha tem o seu lado positivo. Hva er forskjellen på et batteri og en kvinne? Et batteri har en positiv side. Hvad er forskellen på et batteri og Randers? – Batteriet har også en positiv side Por que as pilhas são melhores que os homens ? Porque as pilhas tem pelo menos um lado positivo. - Care este diferenta dintre O femeie si o baterie? - Bateria are si o parte Pozitiva... Wat is het verschil tussen je schoonmoeder en een batterij ? Aan een batterij zit ook een positieve kant. ¿ Qué es mejor una pila o una suegra? pues la pila porque por lo menos tiene un lado positivo. Hvad er forskellen på et batteri og en kvinde?? Hvad er forskellen på et batteri og en kvinde? - Batteriet har både en positiv og en negativ side. Зошто батеријата е подобра од мажот? Има барем една позитивна страна.
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A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being sтuрid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
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Вълкът гледа-заекът виси, завързан с въже за краката, от едно дърво. Бесење Върви си Мечо Пух из гората. По едно време вижда Прасчо вързан с дебело въже за крака, виси от едно дърво. Блондинка решава да се беси... Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbors house.(She was a blonde), and for some reason she was mad at the world. She had locked herself in the bathroom and was threatening suicide. A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself." "You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not... När Frode kommer hem till Odd hänger denna och dinglar i ett rep med en snara runt armen. - Vad håller du på med, undar Frode. - Jag tänkte ta livet av mej. - Då måste du ha snaran runt halsen.... O vizinho entra na casa do português e o encontra com uma corda amarrada na barriga: — O que é isso? Por que esta com esta corda amarrada na barriga? O português responde: — Vou me suicidar! — Mas... – Varför hänger du här i ett rep runt midjan? – Jag tänkte ta livet av mig så jag satte snaran runt halsen, men då kunde jag inte andas. Det är ju livsfarligt! Så jag provar med midjan istället. Det var en gång en norrman som skulle hälsa på sin vän som bodde i Finland... När han kom dit såg han sin vän hänga med fötterna i ett rep som var knuten till ett träd.. - Vad gör du? undrar... Dans un hôpital psychiatrique, un fou engage la conversation avec un autre fou suspendu par la taille à un arbre. - Qu’est-ce que tu fais ? - Tu vois bien, je me suis pendu. - Mais, imbécile, c’est... Intr-o dupa-amiaza un padurar trece prin codrul des si deodata vede un tigan legat la mijloc cu o sfoara atarnat de o craca. Il ia imediat la intrebari: - Tigane ce faci, ma, atarnat acolo? - Uite,... När Ole kommer för att besöka Vegard så hittar han honom hängandes i ett rep runt armen. - Vad håller du på med? Undrar Ole. - Jag försöker ta livet av mej! Svarar Vegard. - Men då måste du ju ha... Egy bolond kötelet csavar a derekára, és egy faágra köti magát. Arra megy egy másik bolond, és megkérdi tőle: - Haver, te mit csinálsz ott fent? - Láthatod! Meguntam az életem, és felakasztottam... Ein Mann beobachtet zufällig, wie sein Freund auf einen Baum klettert und sich dort einen Strick um die Brust bindet. "Was machst du da?" - "Das ganze Leben kann mir gestohlen bleiben! Ich hänge...
Blonde Jokes
I live in London and people often say to me: “You miss Wales?”
I say: “No, I look nothing like her. She’s got long blonde hair and wears a sash.”
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Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Blonde: "The United States."
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "My whole body."
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Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
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Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
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How do you get a one handed blonde down from a tree? Wave at her.
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How do you кill a blonde?
Put spikes on her/his shoulder pads.
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Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
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Blonde walks into a...
A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says,
"Come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time."
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Doctor:
"I'm just waiting for your X-Ray."
Blonde:
"I've never dated anyone by that name."
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Why did the Blonde feel so proud of herself for finishing a jigsaw puzzle in only six months?
It said 2-4 years on the box.
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A blonde lady is going to the doctor
Doctor: Hello miss, what's the issue?
Blonde lady: Oh doc, i swallowed an ice cube
Doctor: Ah okay, anything wrong?
Blonde lady: YES! It didn't come out yet!
Doctor: ...
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A cowboy finds himself captured by a tribe of Native Americans…
Anywhooo, the Natives tell the cowboy since he is their enemy they must put him to death. But, as is their custom, they won’t do so until he has spent 3 nights in their camp and each night, they shall grant him a wish.
As the first day, he says “I wish to speak to my horse again”. They say fine and he goes and whispers something to the horse. The horse takes off running. A few hours later, the horse returns with a beautiful nакеd blonde woman. The cowboy takes the woman into the woods and makes love to her all night.
The 2nd day, he says “I wish to speak to my horse.” They say fine and he goes and whispers something to the horse. The horse takes off running. A few hours later, the horse returns with a beautiful nакеd brunette woman. The cowboy takes the woman into the woods and makes love to her all night.
The 3rd day, the Native’s tell him… “this is your last night alive, choose your wish wisely”
He replies…”Okay, I’d like to speak to my horse again.”
He goes over to his horse, but he is so fired up, he can’t whisper anymore and he screams at his horse “Dамn it….I’m saying Posse!!!!!”
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What happens when blondes move from Mississippi to Alabama?
Both states become smarter!
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What is the irritating part around a blonde's рussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!
Girl "I wear heels вiggеr than your diск!"
Guy: "I take shiтs fresher than your рussy."
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A tall blonde walks into Starbucks. The barista says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The blonde says, “You have a drink named Tiffani?”
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You don't have to kneel to eat sausage!
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Blonde: I'm pregnant again... there must be something in the air!
Brunette: yeah... your legs.
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