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Q: What did the blonde do when she learned that 90% of all crimes occur around the home?
A: She moved.

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Yo' Mama is like a railroad track: she gets laid all over the country.

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Yo' Mama is like a door кnов: everybody gets a turn.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

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Yo' mama so sтuрid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she studied for her blood test.

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A blonde goes to work in tears.
Her boss asks, "What's wrong?"
She says, "My mom died."
He told her to go home, but she said, "No, I'll be fine."
Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, "What's wrong?"
She replies, "I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!"

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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

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A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
She replied, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50."
And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porsche; it's a Ferrari."

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Three women were at the doctor's office for the second trimester check up.
The first woman, a brunette, said that she was sure that she would have a girl because when she made love to her husband, she was on top! The second affirmed with certainty that she would have a boy, because she was on bottom. The blonde grabbed her head between her hands.
"Oh, сrар! Puppies."

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Q: Why did the blonde quit her restroom attendant job?
A: She couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.

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Q: What did the blonde fill in for "Salary Expected" on a job application?
A: Yes.

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A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my gеniтаls inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmurs their approval. The man stands up on the bar, drops his trousers, and places his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closes his mouth as the crowd gasps. After a minute, the man grabs a вееr bottle and raps the alligator hard on the top its head. The gator opens his mouth, and the man removes his gеniтаls, unscathed, as promised. The crowd cheers, and he receives the first of his free drinks.
The man stands up again and makes another offer: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush falls over the crowd. A moment later, a hand goes up in the back of the bar.
"I'll try," says a small woman, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the вееr bottle."

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A blonde sees a flier on a bulletin board that reads, "Cruise - Only $5."
She goes to the address on the flier and hands the receptionist $5. The receptionist nods to a burly man reading a newspaper. He walks over to the blonde and knocks her unconscious.The blonde wakes up tied to a log floating down river. To her right, she sees one of her blonde friends. "Do you think they're going to serve food on this trip?" she asks. Her friend replies, "They didn't last year."

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Q: Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?
A: Her blinker was on.

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Q: Why does the blonde keep a wire coat hanger in the backseat of her car?
A: In case she locks her keys inside.

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Q: What invention did a blonde come up with that didn't pass the patent board?
A: Ejection seats in helicopters.

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She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice.

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Q: Why is a blonde's top speed 68 mph?
A: Because at 69 she blows a rod.

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