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A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my gеniтаls inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmurs their approval. The man stands up on the bar, drops his trousers, and places his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closes his mouth as the crowd gasps. After a minute, the man grabs a вееr bottle and raps the alligator hard on the top its head. The gator opens his mouth, and the man removes his gеniтаls, unscathed, as promised. The crowd cheers, and he receives the first of his free drinks.
The man stands up again and makes another offer: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush falls over the crowd. A moment later, a hand goes up in the back of the bar.
"I'll try," says a small woman, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the вееr bottle."
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Случвало ли ви се е някога да чувате гласове, а около вас да няма никого? Stimmen Човек отива на преглед при психиатър. Uma loira foi fazer uma consulta ao psiquiatra porque se sentia mal. Chegando lá o psiquiatra pergunta: Πάει μια ξανθιά σε εναν ψυχίατρο: Patient: "Herr Doktor, ich höre immer Stimmen, sehe aber niemand." - Докторе, чувам гласове, а не виждам хора. Herr Doktor, ich höre immer Stimmen und sehe niemanden. Wann passiert Ihnen das? Immer wenn ich telefoniere. Um homem procura um psiquiatra, chegando lá ele explica ao doutor o seu problema: — Eu escuto vozes que não sei de onde vem... — E quando isso acontece? — pergunta o doutor. — Quando eu atendo o telefone. Paziente: "Dottore,sento sempre delle voci, ma non vedo nessuno" dottore: "e quando accade questo?" paziente: "quando telefono". O psiquiatra pergunta ao paciente: — Você costuma ouvir vozes sem saber quem está falando ou de onde elas vêm? — Sim, doutor... — E quando isso acontece? — Ué, quando eu falo no telefone! En man mådde dåligt och sökte läkarvård. Doktorn frågade: – Händer det att du hör röster utan att du veta varifrån dem kommer? – Javisst. – Hur ofta då? – Varje gång jag svarar i telefonen… - "dottore,sento delle voci,ma non vedo nessuno" - "signora, quando le capita?" - "sempre..........quando sono al telefono!" El doctor le dice a un loco: - Míreme bien a los ojos. Y después le pregunta: - ¿Así que cuando usted habla escucha voces y no sabe quien le esta hablando? El loco responde: - Sí, cuando hablo por... Doctor, escucho voces. Pero, ¿cuándo las escucha? Pues, cada vez que atiendo al teléfono. Πόντιος Γιατρέ μου δεν είμαι καθόλου καλά. Ακούω φωνές αλλά δεν βλέπω κανέναν. Γιατρός Μάλιστα. Και πότε σας συμβαίνει αυτό; Πόντιος Κάθε φορά που μιλάω στο τηλέφωνο! Γιατρέ έχω πρόβλημα. Ακούω φωνές και δεν βλέπω κανέναν δίπλα μου. - Μάλιστα. πότε το παθαίνετε αυτό; - Όταν μιλάω στο τηλέφωνο γιατρέ. Ægtefolk Mellem ægtefolk: Hun: - Der må være noget galt; jeg synes hele tiden jeg hører stemmer! Han: - Ja, det kan jeg se på telefonregningen. Ein Ostfriese zum Psychater: "Herr Doktor, ich höre immer Stimmen, sehe aber keine Personen." - "Ja, und wann haben sie das?" - "Immer wenn ich telefoniere!" Ο ασθενής στον ψυχίατρο: - Γιατρέ μου, ακούω φωνές, αλλά δεν βλέπω κανέναν. - Μάλιστα, πότε συμβαίνει αυτό συνήθως; - Όταν μιλάω στο τηλέφωνο.
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