Blonde Jokes

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A few minutes passed and sure enough, the blonde came out of her house again, checked her mail box, stamped her foot and went back inside. The man stopped mowing and checked her mailbox to see what was so wrong with it. After seeing nothing, he went back to mowing just shrugging his shoulders.
As soon as he heard her coming out again, he shut off his mowing machine and went up to her. ''What in the world are you doing, coming out here every five minutes?''
The blonde looked up at the man and said, ''Well, you see, there's this little voice in my house that keeps on saying, 'You've got mail,' but when I come out here to check, I don't have any.''

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Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fаn?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging.

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Sports Jokes Blonde Jokes

A blonde, brunette and a redhead have a breaststroke race across the English Channel. The brunette comes in first, the redhead comes in second, and the blonde never finishes. In the lifeboat, the blonde says, "I don't want to be a tattletale, but the other two used their arms."

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Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of waterskis?
She's still looking for a lake with a slоре!!

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Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?
A: Fourth grade.

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Q: Have you heard about the blonde psychology major working her way through college as a рrоsтiтuте?
A: For $50, she'll sсrеw with your mind.

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Q: What's the difference between nerdy co-eds and blonde co-eds?
A: Nerdy co-eds вlоw the curve. blondes вlоw the professor.

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School Jokes Blonde Jokes

What did the blonde say after ...
What did the blonde say after college?
"Will that be paper or plastic?"

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Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?
A: Dead meat.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Blonde Jokes

She is so blonde that it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Blonde Jokes

Want to hear two blonde jokes?
Listen to Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake.

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Q: What happened when the blonde saw the "NC-17: Under 17 Not Admitted" sign at the movie theater?
A: She called 16 friends to come meet her.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Blonde Jokes

Two blondes walked in to a bar...
Thought they'd see that coming.

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Partying and Bad Behavior Jokes Blonde Jokes

Q: How many bleached-blonde, boney, right-wing, political pundits who resemble transvestites does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: Just the one.

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Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks, "Are you two sisters?"
They chuckled and reply, " No, we aren't even Catholic."

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Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike?
A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

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Q: Why was the blonde's bellybutton bruised?
A: Her husband was a blonde, too.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
A: The translator.

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