Blonde Jokes

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Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda's bottle cap and putting it back on?
A: The bottle cap said, "Sorry, try again."

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Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

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Q: How are blondes and computers similar?
A: You never appreciate them until they go down on you.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Tell her a blonde joke.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.

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Q: What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain?
A: A space invader.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island. The redhead looks to the east and says that the shore is about 20 miles away. She swims out 10 miles, but she gets tired and drowns.
The brunette also looks to the east, figures the distance to shore is about 20 miles and starts swimming. She gets 15 miles out, but she gets tired and drowns.
The blonde figures that there's about 20 miles to the shore also. She swims 19 miles to the point where she can barely see the shore, and then she gets tired. So she swims back.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go camping for the weekend.
The brunette brings food so they can eat, the red head brings water so they can drink and the blonde brings a car door, so if she gets hot she can roll down a window.

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Q: Why did the blonde run out of shampoo so fast?
A: She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

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Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
A: Her headlights weren't working, so she was flashing people.

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How do you keep a blonde at home?
Build a circular driveway.

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Q: What do you call a blonde who eats too much?
A: Fат.

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Why are Iranians so smart?
Because none of them are blonde.

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What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?
"Но. Но. Но."

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Q: On an application form, what does a blonde put down for "sеx"?
A: "Lots."

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Q: How did a blonde get a job at a prestigious country club?
A: She told them she was good at handling members.

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Q: What's brown and black and blue all over?
A: A brunette who has been telling too many blonde jokes.

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A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news.
A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, I'll take that bet! Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, I can't take this, you're my friend. I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money. The blonde replied, Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!

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Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
A: She heard drinks were on the house.

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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
A: Tell her a joke on Monday.

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