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What do you call a man with 10 rabbits up his вuтт?
Warren.

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Why does a duck have feathers?
To cover its вuтт quack.

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When your butthole hurts but you remember why

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What happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the вuтт?
You hit rock bottom.

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What happened to the poo that was shaped like an anchor?
It got stuck on the bottom.

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What do you call a Frenchman shoving a baguette up your вuтт?
A pain in the аss.

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What do you call a pirate woman with an amazing вuтт?
She was thicc with 7 C’s.

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What do you call someone who wedged a philosophy book between their вuтт cheeks?
Now, they have a wisecrack in any situation.

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What does a 9-volt battery have in common with a girl’s butth*le?
You know you shouldn’t, but sooner or later you’re gonna give it a liск.

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What do you say when you submit a patent for a gold-plated вuтт plug, but some engineers at BMW beat you to it?
Guess they are already making overpriced toys for аsshоlеs.

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Patient: Doc, my вuтт hurts!
Doctor: Where exactly?
Patient: Right around the entrance.
Doctor: Yeah well that’s the exit. As long as you think it’s an entrance, it’ll continue to hurt.

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What’s common between eyes and вuтт cheeks?
Between both of them, something smells.

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What do вuтт cheeks and butter have in common?
Both can be spread.

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What do you call an ox with a big вuтт?
Buttocks.

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Why did Buddha start pulling coins out of his вuтт?
Because change comes from within.

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What did the вuтт say to the реnis?
You’ve got some ваlls hanging around here!

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A teacher inquires about the new student’s name. “Happy Вuтт,” the girl responds.
The teacher says, “That isn’t your name, I believe. You must go to the principal’s office to resolve this matter.”
When the girl enters the principal’s office, he says, “What’s your name?” “Happy Вuтт,” the small girl says.
To find out the truth, the principal contacts the girl’s mother. “Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Вuтт,” he says to the girl after hanging up the phone.
The girl exclaims, “Glad Аss — Happy Вuтт — What is the difference?”

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How does a doctor describe a man’s condition who was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his вuтт?
Stable.

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What can you say about a вuтт plug lying on the ground?
Some аsshоlе must have dropped it.

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