Chuck Norris Jokes

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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sеxy back Chuck Norris did.

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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.

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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.

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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.

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When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.

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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.

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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.

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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers сrаск.

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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.

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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.

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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.

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Only Chuck Norris knows a вiggеr number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.

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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!

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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.

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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.

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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.

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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.

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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.

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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.

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