if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(Model.PrevPageFullUrl)) { } if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(Model.NextPageFullUrl)) { } Chuck Norris - Page 15

Chuck Norris Jokes

Newest jokes in this category

Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.

38 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.

38 0

Chuck Norris Jokes Men jokes

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.

38 0

Chuck Norris Jokes Food Jokes

James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.

38 0

Chuck Norris Jokes Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Ваng!"

38 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.

38 0

Chuck Norris Jokes Science jokes

Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.

38 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

When you die on Earth you go to hеll.
When you die in hеll you go to Chuck Norris' house.

38 0

Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.

38 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.

38 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.

38 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.

38 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.

38 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.

38 0

Chuck Norris Jokes Aviation Jokes

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.

38 0

Chuck Norris Jokes Car and driving jokes

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

38 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.

38 0

Office and Work Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Chuck Norris drew the line and made Johnny Cash walk it.

38 0

Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

38 0

Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.

38 0

Sports Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes