Chuck Norris Jokes

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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.

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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!

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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.

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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.

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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.

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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.

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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.

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Somebody said that Chuck suскs, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sports Jokes

Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Political Jokes

Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Food Jokes

If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.

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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.

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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.

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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply suскs all the life out of the ocean to breath.

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Chuck Norris Jokes