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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Once while having SЕX in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sреrм escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck.... As Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Чък Норис е умрял преди 10 години, но Косачът не смее да му го каже... Храброст Смрт Chuck Norris ist tod Чък Норис бил починал преди 20 години, но смъртта още не можела да събере смелост да му го каже. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, but death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Chuck Norris est mort depuis 10 ans, mais la Mort n'a pas encore trouvé le courage d'aller lui dire. Chuck Norris est déjà mort 5 fois, mais la mort n'a jamais osé lui dire. Chuck Norris dog för 20 år sedan, Döden har bara inte samlat mod nog att tala om det för honom än. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris ist eigentlich schon vor zehn Jahren gestorben. Der Tod traut sich bloss nicht ihm Bescheid zu sagen. Chuck Norris kuoli 20-vuotta sitten. Kuolema vain ei uskalla kertoa sitä hänelle. - Chuck Norris már kétszer meghalt, csak a halál nem mert eljönni érte! Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris. Чак Норис умре пред 10 години, но смртта нема храброст да му каже! En vérité Chuck Norris est mort depuis plus de 30 ans. Mais la Mort n'a jamais osée lui avouer.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hеll starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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When Chuck Norris tries to кill himself, he always dodges the killing вlоw 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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