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Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.

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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.

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World War II started because Burger King sсrеwеd up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris can change the tire on a car while it's still moving.

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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.

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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered:
"Where?"
The country went bankrupt.

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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.

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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.

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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.

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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.

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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.

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