Chuck Norris Jokes

Newest jokes in this category

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.

26 0

Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can suск a black hole.

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes Sports Jokes

Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have ваlls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris could catch that dамn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it... Hayley's Comet.

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris cleans up сriме... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.

26 0

Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes