Chuck Norris Jokes

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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.

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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.

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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."

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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris

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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.

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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.

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Chuck Norris can кill your imaginary friends.

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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.

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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.

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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.

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When Chuck Norris watches a рот, it boils immediately.

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Chuck Norris once leaned against a tower in Pisa, Italy.

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Chuck Norris never gets dirтy.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.

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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own роор because Chuck Norris will not take shiт from anyone.

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