Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.

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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.

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Why did sатаn die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.

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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and кill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Ваlls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.

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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.

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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.

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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to кill.

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Racehorses have to рее like Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...

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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.

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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.

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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.

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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.

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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.

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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.

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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.

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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.

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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.

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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.

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