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I was playing frisbee with my dad today...
I was playing frisbee with my dad today and was wondering why the frisbee kept getting вiggеr. Then it hit me.

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I told my dad that I don't like being a single child.
"I want a brother!" I said.
He said,
"Having a child is a long process, your mother and I don't need that right now."
"Maybe you should consider adoption?" I asked.
He said,
"No, we're not doing that again."

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What does a young girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?
"Careful, dad, don't crush my smokes."

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Do you know why I only date black girls?
Because I hate the awkwardness of meeting a girlfriend's dad

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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?
You rarely have to meet their dad.

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Gift before the Prom
"I'm ready for my first prom daddy"
"Here, take this box son... And don't make the mistake I made"
"Whats in the box dad"
"... Condoms"

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What can a White person say to another White person that a Black person can't say to another Black person?
"Hi dad"

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My daughter can be so cruel...
Her: Hey dad, what is the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Me: I don't know, what?
Her (pointing at me): YOU, don't eat your broccoli!

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?!
Scratching at the inside of her coffin.
Courtesy of my dad.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his 2 sons?
Jose and Josb
Joke my dad told me a long time ago, although I know he didn't create it

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My dad's prostate exam joke
I got a little worried when I noticed hands on both my shoulders.

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I get all kinds of weird looks at the gym. Can’t they
Bring their own pizza?

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How do you recognize a gynecologist?
He usually wears his watch closer to his elbow.

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Do you know what my dream job is?
[No]
Cashier. Women are literally lining up for you.

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Did you hear the joke about the elephant in the elevator?
No? Me neither, I took the stairs.

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Other than “It’s fine,” what other life threats do women use?

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Why is our nose right in the middle of our face?
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Well, it is the scenter.

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What would you call a clock covered in chocolate?
Food around the clock.

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Why did the singer take a bucket to her choir practice?
She needed something to carry her tune.

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The woman is рsyсhо, the man is logical. Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.

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