Dead baby jokes

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?
A: Depends on how deep you stack them.

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Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies?
A: Taking them out with pitchforks.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender?
A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Сhiрs.

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What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree?
1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.

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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.

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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.

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What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
I didn't catch it, I was too busy маsтurватing.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath.
"Here's the cutest baby animal ever."
"Now let's watch something eat it."

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What has more brains than a dead baby?
The wall behind it.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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Q: How do you know if your baby is dead?
A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.

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Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies?
There is one at the bottom that is still alive.
Whats worse then that?
He has to eat his way out.
Whats worse then that?
He goes back for more.

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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunк and made love to it the night before.

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Your momma's рussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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