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So while a wife was contributing to the preparation of dinner inside she was feeling a bit self conscious about her but getting larger. In an attempt to get some support she goes out to her husband who was cooking on the bbq and says,
"Honey do you think my аss is big?". He looks up and then back at his grilling and just chuckles and says,
" big! Its almost as big as this bbq." Totally hurt she goes back inside. After dinner and kids are in bed, the husband is feeling frisky and tries to rub up on momma. She of course gives him the cold shoulder due to his previous remarks. He scratches his head and attempts to rub up on her some more and she again gives him more cold shoulder. Finally he says,
"What gives?". She rolls over and says to him, "What makes you think I am going to fire up this big ol' bbq for just one little wееniе?"
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