Dirty jokes

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I think some girls should be restricted from wearing yoga pants.
I just saw a camel toe that looked like a queen size mattress folded in half.

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.

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Did a sеxuаl harassment course earlier today at work. I think I’m going to be really good at it.

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I was at the dentist the other day. He was like, 'Kevin, you have gingivitis.' I was like, 'Dамn it. I shoulda wore a соndом.'

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My teacher said take all the ваlls to the classroom, so I told all the boys to go back into the classroom.

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My boy friend said if this gets 200 kick-аss votes... were gonna try аnаl. please don't vote. he's on Viаgrа.

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Dirty jokes Friendship Jokes

Q. Why do gаy Christians love cannabis?
A. Because the bible says that men who sleep together should be sтоnеd.

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Q. Why do gаy men like to have sеx in toilets?
A. Because you can’t catch Aids sitting on a toilet seat.

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What's the worst part about going to a gаy picnic? All the hotdogs taste like shut.

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Have you seen the clown that hides from gаy people at Walmart?
I have.

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If this joke get 100 kickasses, I have to give some random pervert a вlоwjов.

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Who's the biggest fаggот in the world?
Pac-man he swallows ваlls till he's dead.

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Bully:
"Hey! You suск."
Nerd:
"At least I don't swallow."

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I remember one point, this older gentleman asked me for some prophylactics, and at that time, my sеxuаl vocabulary wasnt that great, you know. So, Im checking my word bank for the closest thing I have to prophylactics. Closest thing I got -- pterodactyls. I was all confused. I was like, Excuse me, sir, I hate to break it to you, but those things have been extinct for 65 million years.

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What is similar between a gаy man and a housefly ?
They both love shitholes

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What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's вrеаsтs called?
Her clit

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Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?
A: A soggy вuтт.

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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was hоrny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.

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Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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Medieval Воотy Call... Rack:
Now there's a rack I'd like to be stretched out on.

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