Disability Jokes

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When is the only polite time to slap a мidgет?
When he says, “Gee, your hair smells terrific.”

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How many tourette sufferers does it тwат to caun a light воllоскs?

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No matter how hard I try, I always seem to be going round in circles.
Having a broken arm while in a wheelchair isn’t ideal.

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Just because I’m dyslexic doesn’t mean I don’t layve you.

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If someone is deaf what language does the voice in their head speak?

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When I first found out I had a tumor I was horrified but now it’s starting to grow on me.

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What do you call a guy who can swim without using his arms and legs?
Clever diск.

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Just started the new sensible eating diet. I’ve now stopped eating my meals using a soap-dish and a pair of scissors.

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Disability Jokes Diet and Weight Loss Jokes

Why do deaf people make the best gynecologists?
Because they’re good at reading lips.

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I think dyslexic people should form an onion.

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A scientific survey has recently found that 6/7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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Why do deaf people watch TV late at night?
Because they can’t hear their alarm go off in the morning.

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If I had parkinson’s disease, I’d glue my hand to my соск!

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Can’t believe how arrogant Stephen Hawking is. Got a message saying he needed a new wheelchair but every time I call him to arrange delivery it just goes through to his answerphone.

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Most of the time a problem shared is a problem halved unless the problem happens to be Aids.

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I went to see my psychiatrist today to tell him I’ve been hearing voices. He told me he wasn’t a psychiatrist and then he ran away.

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I have OC/DC.
It’s just like OCD except it fuскing rocks.

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To the disabled guy who stole my bag.
You can hide but you can’t run.

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I love taking my blind daughter out for a drive.
Every time I hit a speed bump, I tell her it was a dog.

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A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing. Since he was blind, she let him in.
After bathing, she came out nакеd, spread her legs and started shaving in front of him. She tried to make a conversation by asking him, “Brother John, what brings you here? Is everything OK at home?”
He replied, “Yes, very fine. I came to tell you that I have done the eye surgery and I can see very clearly now.”

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Disability Jokes