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Disability Jokes

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A telephone rang. “Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?”
“Yes, it is,” came the reply.
“Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the telephone keypad.”

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I went for that laser eye surgery today and it went really well until I came to pay the bill. When I asked why it was nearly £1000 per eye instead of the advertised £395, they simply said “Hidden charges, didn’t you see the small print?”

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When is the only polite time to slap a мidgет?
When he says, “Gee, your hair smells terrific.”

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How many tourette sufferers does it тwат to caun a light воllоскs?

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No matter how hard I try, I always seem to be going round in circles.
Having a broken arm while in a wheelchair isn’t ideal.

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Just because I’m dyslexic doesn’t mean I don’t layve you.

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If someone is deaf what language does the voice in their head speak?

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When I first found out I had a tumor I was horrified but now it’s starting to grow on me.

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What do you call a guy who can swim without using his arms and legs?
Clever diск.

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Just started the new sensible eating diet. I’ve now stopped eating my meals using a soap-dish and a pair of scissors.

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Why do deaf people make the best gynecologists?
Because they’re good at reading lips.

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I think dyslexic people should form an onion.

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A scientific survey has recently found that 6/7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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Why do deaf people watch TV late at night?
Because they can’t hear their alarm go off in the morning.

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If I had parkinson’s disease, I’d glue my hand to my соск!

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Can’t believe how arrogant Stephen Hawking is. Got a message saying he needed a new wheelchair but every time I call him to arrange delivery it just goes through to his answerphone.

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Most of the time a problem shared is a problem halved unless the problem happens to be Aids.

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I went to see my psychiatrist today to tell him I’ve been hearing voices. He told me he wasn’t a psychiatrist and then he ran away.

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I have OC/DC.
It’s just like OCD except it fuскing rocks.

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To the disabled guy who stole my bag.
You can hide but you can’t run.

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