Dog jokes

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If you crossed a dog and a bear together, what would you get?
A dead dog.

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How do they call dog cakes in Turkey?
Barklava.

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Where to find a sweet dog?
At a korean restarant.

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Who is my dog's favorite president?
Bark Obam—
No. That is not even a president, steve. My favorite is abraham lincoln. Tell them.
But then it won't be funny.
Steve.
... My dog's favorite president is Abraham Lincoln.

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Did you hear about the dog which had puppies on the side of the road?
It was arrested for littering!!

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A German shepherd peed outside my house yesterday...
Next week, he's bringing his dog

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Yesterday, when my girlfriend came home, I said::
"Hi, Sweetie! I've got another riddle for you. What has four legs, and doesn't move?"
She answered:
"That's easy... A chair!"
- "Wrong! It's your sweet Corgi-dog..."

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How do you know if someone adopted their dog?
Don't worry they will tell you

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Every morning this week a German Shepherd has been taking a dump on my lawn
Yesterday he brought his dog.

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What do you call a dog kennel in San Francisco?
Luxury apartments

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TIL Hellen Keller owned a dog. Did you know that?
Neither did she.

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?
A retail store.

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As a farmer I've heard lots of jokes about sheep.
I told them to my dog but he'd heard them all.

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What do you call a dog owned by Donald Trump?
A trumpet.

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There's this dog teaching me some new dance moves.
He's a corgi-ographer.

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I don’t mind that my wife thinks I’m crazy.
I mind that I have to hear it from our dog.

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There is a dog in the front yard licking himself.
Two old men sitting on the front porch. There is a dog in the front yard that is licking himself.
First man, "I wish I could do that."
Second man, "That dog would bite you!"

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A bunny is hopping across the forest and sees a huge pile of роор. The bunny cautiously approaches, puts its finger in it, sniffs, licks lightly and says, “Aha! That’s dog роор. Lucky I didn’t step in it.”

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Why does your dog run into the corner each time the веll rings?
He’s a Boxer.

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At school:
Johnny, where’s your homework?
Johnny: I’m very sorry, I don’t have it here.
Teacher: How come?
Johnny: I ate my exercise books.
Teacher: What?! Why would you do such a thing?!
Johnny: The dog refused to.

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