Today I chopped up Onion for dinner and it made me cry. I guess it's true that you grow an attachment to an animal after you give it a nameHe was a good dog 0 0 0
What do you do as a Dyslexic Insomniac Atheist?You stay up all night questioning the existence of a dog. 0 0 0
It's incredible; the way she looks up at me with her beautiful hazel eyee, how she cries for me when I leave, how soft she feels against my skin and most importantly, how she's not afraid to get frisky when we're in bed together.I really love my dog. 0 0 0
A man and his son walk into a zoo and the only animal is a dogThe man looks to his son and says "this is a ShihTzu" 0 0 0
I saw a blind man in the GroceryStore today and he was swinging his guide dog around his head. I asked “what are you doing”He’s reply “Just having a quick look around”. 0 0 0
My wife said she's going to start calling our dogs Dog 1 and Dog 2.I replied with, "That's mean, do you want me to call you Wife 1?"She asked,"Why do I have to be Wife 1?"I asked her, "Would you rather be Wife 2?" 0 0 0
What do you call a person crossing a road in broad daylight, dressed as a clown carrying John Wick's dog?Anything you want, cos if he's carrying John Wick's dog, he hasn't got much time to live. 0 0 0
My dog's name is Butter. one day, I went outside and accidentally stepped on his testicles.Anybody want some butter nut squash? 0 0 0
We’ve all heard about the dog that walks into a barBut have you heard the one about the baby seal that walks into a club? 0 0 0