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Yo momma is so fат her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

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Yo momma so fат when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

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Yo momma so fат when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.

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It's not the dress that makes you look fат.
It's the fат.

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regular ass
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fat ass
(__!__)
tight ass
(!)
flat ass
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bubble ass
(_^_)
sore ass
(_*_)
lop-sided ass
(_!__)
swishy ass
{_!_}
surprised ass
(_o_)
ass that's been around
(_O_)
kiss my ass
(_x_)
leave my аss alone
(_X_)
tired ass
(_zzz_)
wise ass
(_o^o_)
unlucky ass
(_13_)
money out the ass
(_$_)
dumb ass
(_?_)

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

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At the doctors office:
Doc: "Unfortunately sir, you have only 1 week to live…"
Man: "Doctor what on earth are you saying?”, clearly chocked, “Tell me what can I do to live at least a little linger, please…"
Doc: "Do you eat fried food?"
Man: "Yes"
Doc: "You must stop!"
Man: "If it’s so that I live more… ill do it"
Doc: "Do you eat fат food?"
Man: "Yes"
Doc: "You must stop!"
Man: "If it’s so that I live more… ok doc"
Doc: "Do you stay up late?"
Man: "Yes"
Doc: "You must stop!"
Man: "If it’s so that I live more… ok"
Doc: "Do you have sеx often?"
Man: "Yes!
Doc: "You must stop!"
Man: "If it’s so that I live more… I’ll do that too"
Doc: "Do you smoke?"
Man: "Yes"
Doc: "You must stop!"
Man: "If it’s so that I live more… I will"
Doc: "Do you drink?"
Man: "Yes..."
Doc: "You must stop!"
Man: "OK doctor, but you didn’t tell me, if I do all the things you told me, how longer will I live?"
Doc: "You will still live for a week… but it will seem like a century…"

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Yo mamma is so fат, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???

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Yo mama so fат Mount Everest tried to climb her.

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Yo mama's so fат, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

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Yo mama is so fат every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her kneecaps smile.

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Yo mama is so fат, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.

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Yo Momma's so fат that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in. "

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Life is like a box of chocolate.
It doesn't last long for fат people.

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Your mom is so fат she starts the alphabet with the letter "O"...
O b c d...

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she got baptized at Sea World.

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Yo mama so fат when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

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Yo mamma is so fат, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

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