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Yo mama is so fат, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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Q. How are fат girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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Yo momma's so fат...
Your family portrait has stretch marks
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Yo mamma is so fат when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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Your mum is so fат when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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Yo' Mama is so fат, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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Yo' Mama's so fат, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Yo' Mama is so fат, she got hit by a monster truck and said, "Who pushed me?"
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you."
The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fат in those pants."
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Yo mama so fат she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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Ходих на фитнес и видях нова машина. Във фитнеса има нова машина. Ползвах я около час и вече ми е много зле. Иначе има всичко, марсове, сникърси, меденки, кола ... Ny maskin på gymmet! Riktigt nice, var nära på att spy efter en timme. Den har allt... Snickers, Mars, Bounty, Twix och Coca Cola. We hebben een nieuwe machine op de sportschool, ik heb deze zeker een uur lang gebruikt totdat ik me ziek begon te voelen. Het is echter een top machine en heeft werkelijk alles. Mars, Twix, Kit...
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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Yo Momma so fат, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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Yo mama's so fат that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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Yo momma so fат that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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Yo Momma so fат that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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A very fат woman comes into a store and tells the clerk,
"I would like to see a bikini that fits me."
Clerk, "me too..."
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Yo Momma is so fат…
that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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Надувување Fritzchen im Schlafzimmer C'est un petit garçon qui se réveille pendant la nuit parce qu'il entend du bruit dans la chambre de ses parents. Малкият Иванчо дочул шум от спалнята на родителите си. Малкия Иванчо отива при майка си я пита: Ein Ehepaar stimmt sich gerade im Bett ein. Die Erregung nimmt langsam zu, da steht der kleine Filius plötzlich in der Tür und fragt die Mama: A l'heure du petit déjeuner un enfant avoue a sa mère: One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?" Jaimito escucha ruidos extraños en el cuarto de sus padres, así que empuja la puerta y los encuentra “con las manos en la masa”. -Mamá, papá, que hacen? -Su mamá responde: Ehhh...verás Jaimito, yo estoy saltando encima de la panza de tu papá para que adelgace... -Pero mamá, eso no... Lille Filip öppnade dörren till badrummet. Där stod hans mamma och drog fram och tillbaka på pappans snopp. Mamman fann sig snabbt och sa leende: - Du förstår, pappa har blivit lite rund om... En dag när den lille gossen öppnade sovrumsdörren låg mamma och drog fram och tillbaks på pappas snopp. Gossen frågade vad de gjorde, varpå mamman generat harklade sig och sa: - Det är så att... - Mamma, varför guppade du upp och ner på pappas mage igår kväll? - Jag är tvungen att göra så, annars blir pappas mage jättetjock, guppandet håller honom smal. - Det kommer inte att fungera! -... Fritzchen überrascht die Eltern beim Sex. Die Mutter sitzt gerade auf dem Vater. Als der Junge naiv fragt, was die beiden da täten, antwortet die Mutter schnell: „Äh, ich versuche nur Papas Bauch... O menininho entra de repente no quarto e flagra a mamãe deitada por cima do papai. — Que é que você está fazendo, manhê? — Ah, querido... bem... é que o seu pai está muito gordo e eu estou...
A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room.
Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh.. well.. ah.. well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fат and that makes him thin again."
And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!"
His mom says, "Why?"
And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up."
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Yo Mama So fат...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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Yo mama is so fат that when she asked, “Why is the grass always greener on the other side?” everyone replied, “'Cause you aren't standing on it.”
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